February 12th, 2009

Stephen on children

Everyone says this Stephen Colbert fellow is so funny, and I very much enjoyed his election coverage last November (particularly his screaming his rage into a water bottle when Obama took the lead). But the page-a-day Stephen Colbert calendar I received as a gift has mainly been a good source of notepaper and not funny so much.

But today, today is funny, so I guess this is the point of the calendar. The point of this post is just to reproduce the Feb. 12 verbatim, and probably break a copyright law:

Stephen on…children

They may be cute, but they are here to replace us. Need proof? Ever catch one walking around in your shoes? That’s a chilling moment, like finding an empty body snatcher pod in the basement.

Heh!

Get out of bed / you little sleepyhead
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